I am disappointed.

[Shirrine]

I have come to this spa and I am very disappointed. The bed is narrow and hard. Noone has given me a massage or done my nails. There is no kutuk and no pool and worst of all the weather is crap. The staff are very attentive but I am getting a little worried about how often they ask me to lift my topn and show them my shiney new boob
Anyone would think they hadn't seen a red regenerating boob before.

Shirrine

[orono]

Hang in there shirrine, glad to see your sense of humour is intact!

[Rhianon]

Make sure you give them an honest review on TripAdvisor! (HUGS)

[Josette]

Hugs

[piedmontfields]

Yes, you better review the hell out of this spa. I'm counting on you.

[bailey]

You are too funny!

[Kelo]

How funny! Hang in there!

[Sue B]

Very funny, (((((((shirrine)))))) and millions of healing jingles

[KathyK]

Your sense of humor is going to see you through this, ((((Shirrine!))))

[Shirrine]

Well that's it I want out. I was asked to get into a gown, so I thought here comes that massage. Gown was pretty bad and gaped open at the back. Got on the bed and they wheeled me out, I didn't even have to walk there. So I thought lie back and enjoy, about time. They wheeled me in, stuck a needle in my hand, I hadn't ordered accupuncture but oh whell. Into this room, it didn't look flash, lots of lights and the bed was even harder than the one I was on. Next thing I knew I woke up feeling sore and very tired.
I was wheeled back to my room and just couldn't wake up properly, I am a bit worried about what they spiked me with and what they did. I have new scars and the old ones seem the worse for wear.
I have told hubby I wish to go home on Monday.
This place cost the earth to stay at and is just not up to par.

Shirrine

[KathyK]

Shirrine, I don't know how you do it!

[Mareless]

Shirrine, I love your sense of humor.